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Take Hank's Shit
Either I grew out of most of this (eyyy gainer life), or my style has changed, and I don’t wanna throw clothes away, so I made this site so you fatass men (and men-adjacent furries) could look through my clothes and pick what you want. The site essentially works like a store, except you're not buying anything with money. It's all free and I just wanted a way to organize it all. I got that too-much gene.
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DM me on Telegram or text me if you want anything specific and I’ll save it for you. Only available for those that can access me in person, mainly in the Philly Metro Area, and by extension, the Country of New Jersey and the NYC Metro Area. If you live farther than that, then come take a trip over. First come, first serve basis. You can stop by my place at any time, as long as I'm there, and take my shit.
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410 Memphis St., Unit 302
Philadelphia, PA 19125
Text: 732-648-7626
Telegram: BoarTankHank
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About This Shit
Our Story
?????? idk man just take my shit. why do I have to fill this out? ugh ok i am a 350 lb, 5'6", mixed race indigenous gay boar and I outgrew a lot of my clothes since 2018 because I put on, like 50 pounds on purpose in that timeframe. the picture here is actually fully real and I lied to you, I am not 5'6" but instead I am 100 stories tall and will eat you and belch out ur skull if you dont TAKE MY SHIT PLEEEEEASE I'M MOVING INTO A ONE-BEDROOM AND DON'T WANNA TAKE ALL MY CLOTHES I cannot believe they want me to type more jfc. according to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. its wings are too small to get its fat little body off the ground (same). the bee, of course, flies anyway, because bees don't care what humans think is impossibl